ASS KISSING IN THE WORKPLACE-101. AN ONLINE COURSE
1. You encounter someone at the coffee pot in the morning that you can’t stand. They say…”Good morning sunshine, how are you today?” Do you say:
A. Why the f*** do you care?
B. Walk away and say nothing and roll your eyes
C. Great, you look good…did you get a haircut?
2.The one boss that you actually like got fired for no reason. The other boss asks you, “You must be hurt, how do you feel?” Do you respond,
A. He was my mentor, I hate you.
B. I can’t wait until this company fails without him.
C. We just want to move forward, we are positive people!
3.Someone who is responsible for a project that you are involved in drops the ball and then says, “I didn’t know. It isn’t my fault.” Do you say:
A. Say, you’re an idiot, a monkey could do your job.
B. Get together with the person and blame it on someone else.
C. Say, we all just need to communicate more. That will solve the problem.
Answers: If you picked A for any of the above, give yourself 1 pt. If you picked B, give yourself 2 points per question. For answer C, give yourself 3 points.